As I sat down here to write my blog. I was considering writing a blog about the greatness of the Barbecue Potatoe Chip. Then other thoughts came into my mind.
I can hear you thinking to yourselves out there, "Oh crap! Roy's thinking again".
But wait, hear me out.
I have a friend at work who believes every theory out there. According to him we never went to the Moon,the earth is Flat, the government is is keeping the private companies from perfecting the Battery that last forever.
He has told me that there have been light bulbs invented that never burn out and somehow the oil companies have squelched the production of them just so that thay can keep selling more oil. That one I don't understand but I humor him because once he gets on a roll it's hard to stop him.
I have to get my responses out there so everyone knows where I stand on these conspiracies.
We did go to the moon. I saw it on T.V. Thats good enough for me and that settles it.
Batteries have been invented that last a very long time. and they are available and rechargable so ...duh.
They have invented a light bulb that will last for decades and even longer. But they cost like 14 Million dollars to produce.
Oswald did it , he did it alone. We just were not prepared for it. We didn't take all the precautions we should have . We didn't think it was possible but it happened and we learned from it and it would take a real conspiracy for it to happen again.
The 9/11 Tradgedy was not a government conspiracy. We just were not prepared for it. We didn't take all the precautions we should have . We didn't think it was possible but it happened and we learned from it and it would take a real conspiracy for it to happen again.
Elvis is Dead. Hundreds of people walked by his casket, and not one of them saw him breathing.
There is no Loch Ness Monster. Big Foot was just some guy in a gorilla suit.
The earth is round. If it wasn't round then National Geographic would have been to edge and reported it to us.
Dolly Parton's boobs are fake. Her Voice is real.
Nixon knew about Watergate and he did try to cover it up. My kids don't know what Watergate is.
Blue M & M's do have magical powers. They are outlawed in my house, we have enough kids here already.
NOW..... I feel better now. Im going to eat some Barbecue Chips and relax because it is Sunday.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
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I know a lot of people who believe the same theories...to each their own :)
It *does* make conversations interesting, I have to admit *g*
Elvis is dead?? Come on Roy, this isn't true and you know it. I went to buy a pint of milk earlier on, and the guy who was filling in the shelves was Elvis, it was obvious.
The people he works with call him Luke, but that's only for anonymity's sake.
Thats his brother Luke, He cant sing but he can whistle pretty good.
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